Well, I am quite inclined to not make too much fuss about June’s White Dwarf… so let’s make this short ‘n sweet… what do we have in this issue?
Warhammer Fantasy Battles
- New Releases: little to comment here, as the White Dwarf only brings the new Savage Orc Big Boss and a Goblin shaman, both of those clamshell plastic models. Both are ok to me, the Big Boss is probably the first Savage Orc model I actually like and plastic’s always good… there is a cursory mention of the upcoming Finecast re-releases of models for the Tomb Kings, Dark Elves and Lizardmen, but if you want to more about that, you’ll have to heed over to Warseer.
- Army Project: Orcs & Goblins: Duncan Rhodes returns to the Savage Orc army he already painted for White Dwarf 183 (375). But of course this time he’s using the new paints from Games Workshop – huzzah!
No, that was too negative. I like this one, it will be great help when I get back to painting my own orcs… and Duncan Rhodes is a fine painter. Perhaps it’s just me but nowadays I prefer the paintjobs of Mr. Rhodes and Mr. Peach over the official stuff the ‘Eavy Metal crew produces… - Golden Demon gallery: The Empire: two pages with photos of some Empire models that got a price on various Games Days between 2009-2011. Nothing bad, but this one made little sense to me…
- Terrain project: Reiksguard Chapter House: Chris Peach used a lot of scenery kits to create a chapter house for the Reiksguard. Some ideas are nice and the paintjob is well done… still it all looks a bit too artificial to me… and aside from that, with just four pages it’s just too short to be of any use…
Warhammer 40.000
- New Releases: Space Marine Stormtalon Gunship – Ork Bommer – Necron Night Scythe/Doom Scythe: never before have the new releases of Games Workshop been presented with that many pages. 22 pages for just three models? That’s a bit too much…
On the positive side, each flyer is presented with a neat photo spread-out, including a double page (one page with the Necron Scythe) elevation that gives you a pretty neat idea what each of those models is about… still I long for the old painted frame diagrams they used to give you…
As a sidenote, neither here nor anywhere else you will find any prices (or mentioning of the upcoming price-hike). Whatever that’s worth… - Ultramarines Stormtalon Gunship: Chad Mierzwa shows us how to paint the Stormtalon in the colours of the Ultramarines. As usual nowadays it’s all about many little pictures and lists of colours, but little to no text… still pretty good if you are all into the most blueish of standard Marines…
- The Battle for Cardrim: One of the biggest letdowns of this issue is this: instead of a regular battle report, we have Robin Cruddace giving us a long and largely uninteresting tale of a battle between Orks and Space Marines of the White Scars on the war-torn world of Cardrim, which just happens to be a Tomb World of the Necrons. Of course the new flyers are all into this one, with the “Red Nob” making a remarkable appearance. The winner? Well, it’s a battle with Space Marines included, so draw your own conclusions…
Included are a long history of the conflict, a timeline, some very sketchy overviews of the participating armies (no stats included). And finally we get a battle mission called “Scramble”. Largely this one is for rich people with at least three flyers, preferably more… the main goal is for the attacker to destroy the three flyers of the defender before he can get them started (though it should be possible to win it even if that main goal isn’t reached).
The battle mission is all right, but the rest is… sub standard. Really. I am no basher of Robin Cruddace and usually his background sections are not bad… but this one is bad, really bad… uninspired, boring, uninteresting… I really would have preferred a regular battle report over this one… and no nice photos can ease those feelings…
Unfortunately, there is an announcement at the end of this issue that we will return to Cardrim in the next month when the Orks and White Scars are battling it out – again… - Army Project: White Scars vs. Evil Sunz: Steve Bowerman (White Scars) and Duncan Rhodes (Evil Sunz) show us how to paint their armies. So, even more little pictures and lists of colours… but it’s nothing bad, actually there are a lot of tips here I will probably use on my own Marines and Orks…
It is remarkable, though that this article is mainly a vehicle for promoting the Black Reach starter set just months before we get the next starter set in September… each battleforce consisting of the corresponding models from this set with one added flyer… but then, modelwise, it is a good set, so I won’t complain… - Stormtalon Gunship / Dakkajet / Burna-bommer / Blitza-bommer: the official rules for the new models. Well, as you know me I am not too much into actual playing, so I shouldn’t really comment about those… from my own point of view, the Stormtalon is expensive (twice the cost of a Landspeeder who fills out the same spot), but I think the armament and weapon options are worth the price.
As for the ork flyers, I think the two bommers are pretty useless, while I really like the Dakkajet. I am lucky here, as the Dakkajet is the option I like best visually, too. - Armies on Parade – Paul Norton’s Blood Angels: pretty photos of pretty Blood Angels… I especially like the converted Death Company-Dreadnoughts.
The Lord of the Rings Strategy Battle Game
- Nothing - well, the truth is hurting, my LotR friends, GW doesn’t like you until November…
Miscellanous
- Standard Bearer: Jervis Johnson tells us that everybody has his own “Hobby-Gene” and that every hobbyist is different, but equally precious… nothing new here and definitely one of the weaker texts by Mr. Johnson, still, it’s ok…
Conclusion
Well, definitely the White Dwarf has changed during the last months… the previous layout has changed in many ways, including a breakup of the “new releases” and “news” sections, which are now spread all over the issue… there are no interviews anymore and no regular battle report for quite some time now (though they may return, who knows).
They do bring in a lot of new rules and missions now, which is a good thing… but to be honest, for me those cannot compensate the loss of all those features I actually liked about the White Dwarf… I want to know more from the designers, from the modelmakers… I want my sprue diagrams, I want my battle reports…
So, yeah, despite the flyers with their shiny rules and despite I like both, this issue is a weak one to me, possibly one of the worst of this year. Yeah, there’s a lot to improve, Games Workshop, a lot to improve…


























































